Monday, May 14, 2007

New Key Performance Indicators?

Since most of us are already working, and some are going to soon, I think we all can relate to this, an interesting yet hillarious insight on how we look at "Key Performance Indicators (KPI)" at work.

i. Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the office
ii. Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
iii. Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
iv. Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
v. Active Socially - Drink a lot
vi. Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
vii. Quick Thinking - Offer plausible excuses
viii. Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
ix. Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Get someone else to do it
x. Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
xi. Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
xii. Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice
xiii. Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky
xiv. Keen Sense Of Humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
xv. Career Minded - Backstabber
xvi. Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

Wahahahahahaha true enough, especially xiv. Why does it have to be dirty jokes, almost all the time ?

There are always 2 ways to look at things eh? Hehe..

just my 2cents at 9:10 PM |

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